Somebody loves me!!

Today, I woke up in the arms of the cunning Calypso. This is the last day I will be  stuck on the island with her. I only have one source of joy in my life right now. The joy came earlier when I heard a wonderful song about my life here on Calypso’s Island. This blog must really be working if people know of my torment here on this dreaded island. The name of the song was “Trouble in Paradise”. I heard the song on 104.1. I could only hear it because Calypso was out in the fields with her maidens catching fish. Calypso doesn’t enjoy when I listen to music. Thanks to the gods that she is allowing me to leave today. The producers of the song were group of young female artists name, Lauren, Nora, and Rebekah. Oh how lovely that song is. I suggest anyone with the capability to listen to the song should surely hear it. The producers are from Athens. They must be goddesses, friends of Athena, if they could produce such a wonderful master piece. It talks about how I am a war hero and have been through so much pain. I wonder how they knew that; it is so true. It also speaks on how in – love Calypso is with me. I would like someone who hears the song in Ithaca to send it to my gorgeous Penelope.

There’ another song that played on 106.5 FM earlier, it was made by a group of young ladies, Sara and Elise. The name of the song is “Dear old Calypso”. I really don’t see why anyone would want to remember Calypso. She has done so much harm to my spirit by not letting me go to my rightful birthplace, Ithaca. I heard that both of the songs were made by a group of Ithacan men who wanted to secretly tell my story, without receiving criticism from people in the city. When I return, I will poor wine for those men who risked dishonor to tell my dreadful story. It brings happiness to know that my people in Ithaca still remember me. The radio station should offer money for anyone who has the capability to make beautiful music like the songs I heard. I really believe who ever made those songs have good souls that the gods should bless their families.

This is so cool! This has to be one of my best days on this dreadful island! The radio station, 104.1, just announced that there’s a third song written about me. They also said that the songs are coming from a Humanities class that devotes all of their time studying of my journey. I am very elated that pair of artists Ryuji and Brandon wrote it themselves. The name of the song is, “My Life Sucks”. That song speaks to my present state so well. My life is really terrible being on this island with the evil Calypso. I miss my home very much. I have to go noe because Calypso is coming into the house.